You’ve probably been to a wedding before, which means you are probably aware that they are awful. They all sort of run together in your head, don’t they? Same old ceremony, same old chicken or fish dinner, same old lame people doing the Electric Slide.  Well, Donelle and Adam, a graphic designer and iPhone game developer, said: “Hey, look, listen: fuck that,” and created a completely DIY 8-Bit wedding.

The bouquet. It gives ice powers.

Check out the Flickr gallery below for more pictures of all this sweet, sweet awesomeness and also ask yourself: “Why doesn’t my fiancee want a wedding like this or play the bass? Do I really want to marry this person?“

(Spoiler: No, you don’t.)

You can find more information about the wedding and an interview with the bride and groom over at Off Beat Bride, which I totally do not have in my RSS reader, you guys, so shut up about it.