Courtesy of Fort90′s personal blog, here is a list of just a few things you should expect if you visit Babycastles in Queens, NY this upcoming Thursday:

A. finely tuned, three dimensional (and Canadian) game design, along with the creator himself
B. perhaps the cutest animal rights game ever
C. a Japanese-style dating sim, except all the girls are cripples
D. without a doubt one of the best in the biz when it comes to chiptunes
E. another chance for the public to play the world’s finest (and maybe only) mine cart racing/sandwich making/dating sim ever

Sounds pretty great, right? Here’s that list again, painstakingly translated into nouns by yours truly:

A. Super Hypecube, with an appearance by Phil Fish
B. Rescue the Beagles
C. Katawa Shoujo
D. live music from Glomag
E. obscure PS1 game Love Love 2

If you live in the area, this is already worth going to just for the rare chance to play Super Hypercube the way God intended: in stereostopic 3D with WiiMote headtracking. That reportedly awesome tech is something I’ve wanted to play with ever since Johnny Chung Lee put out that first YouTube video of it back in 2007.

Anyways, peep the gorgeous full-sized poster below, and if you’re planning on attending, let ‘em know via the Babycastles Facebook event!