Have you ever wondered “what if there was a video game where I could dress up Morgan Freeman however I wanted?”
I went for the traditional 'God in Bruce Almighty' look. Also, sunglasses. Also, no pants.
Well there is now a video game where you can dress up Morgan Freeman however you want. So that problem is over.
I have literally no idea what to write about this. What can a humble blogger bring to the table when the subject is this damn fantastic? There are two different bowties to choose from!!
The game also includes a hint button to click in case you need a hint on how to dress up Morgan FreeaoisfjsfafjsJUST PLAY IT. JUST PLAY IT RIGHT NOW AND NEVER STOP PLAYING IT UNTIL YOU ARE DONE PLAYING IT. GO.
If you want to play it, the game is located here: http://www.playpink.com/fullscreen.php?fid=782. If you don’t want to play it, get the hell off of this website.
I haven’t heard of PlayPink.com either, but I’m sure that’s just where the creators are hosting it temporarily until ArmorGames inevitably picks it up and it gets the full Kongregate achievement support it deserves.
Here is another picture of Morgan Freeman.
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I have never seen anyone look so pissed to have cotton candy.
ALSO: I cannot stop with this thing. It’s weirdly compelling.
Morgan Freeman deserves mad props for doing the voice over for every history video I’ve ever seen.
I hate that my last job made me read about how Morgan Freeman has been romantically involved with his own step-granddaughter for the past decade, preventing me from ever enjoying anything like this. Also, I really hope I were just joking about that. Look it up.
That’s who the cotton candy was for.
THAT WAS THE PHOTO WHERE THEY CAUGHT HIM.
(Disclaimer: I don’t know that)
That explains the defensive physical posture, the frown, the cut-throat stare…the guilt. Oh the guilt. Never before has a human emotion been so rawly captured in 300 by 300 pixels. So proud that I took that picture.
Sanskrit, you just ruined Million Dollar Baby and Bruce Almighty. Forever.
Don’t forget Nurse Betty, March of the Penguins, and the current Visa television ad campaign. Everything is awful now.