Last night, at a press event in Japan, Nintendo formally announced the DSi XL (to be known as the DSi LL in Japan), a new version of the DSi (which was a new version of the DS Lite [which was a new version of the Nintendo DS]). The device will have a 93% bigger screen than the DS Lite, compared to the DSi’s 17% bigger screen.  Nintendo claims the device exists for people who want to use the DS as an internet browser and media player, but insists it will still serve the primary purpose of MAKING ANYONE WHO BOUGHT A DSi FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

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How long can Nintendo keep up this Russian-nesting-doll-like procession? Honestly, the only way this could feel more like an Onion article would be if the thing were called the DSi Lite XL Micro.

All this comes alongside the news that the DS “family” has sold 113 million units. Kind of an apples-to-oranges comparison, but put that number next to the 34 million Xbox 360s sold, and you start to get a sense of how true that it-prints-money animated GIF adage has been for Nintendo.

The DSi XL is due out November 21st for Japan and in early 2010 for Europe. No US date has been given yet.

Commenters, I really want to know what you think about this one. Is this a mistake or a keen eking of the last few dollars out of our cold, dead hands by Nintendo? Let us know below in the comments!