All around the world last weekend, people united for one common cause: to make awesome video games in 48 hours. We take a look at the Global Game Jam, and the single most important entry to come from it – “I Hate Ice Levels,” a video game all about Bytejacker! We also take a look at the weirdest games you’ve ever loved… and they get pretty weird.
RADAR: Global Game Jam/I Hate Ice Levels
Global Game Jam – LINK
All GGJ Games – LINK
Played Online’s GGJ Flash Picks – LINK
Eric Hardman’s Carnegie Mellon ETC Picks – LINK
Danny’s Original Ice Level Comment – LINK
Play “I Hate Ice Levels” – LINK
Danny’s ‘Making Of’ Video Blogs – LINK
Our Bonus Round page: http://www.bytejacker.com/dlc
Free Indie Countdown
#3 – Probability 0 – Windows/Mac, Platformer, Droqen – LINK
#2 – Gretel and Hansel – Flash, Adventure, Makopudding – LINK
#1 – TimeStill – Windows, Platformer, Zack Banack – LINK
Feedback: Weirdest Games You Love
Video games, you know? They can get a little… odd. For every run-of-the-mill space combat FPS that’s out there, there’s a Muscle March or a Katamari Damacy. Here are your picks for the best and oddest games out there.
Next week’s Feedback question: When you’re home sick, what game do you play? Weigh in with a video or audio comment on www.Bytejacker.com, a video response on YouTube, or a message on our hotline: (530) 675-GAME
Free Indie Rapid Fire
Beulah & the Hundred Birds – Flash, Platformer, Jake Elliot – LINK
Part of Experimental Gameplay’s 100 Things Competition – LINK
Flood the Chamber – Windows, Platformer, Matt Scorah – LINK
Made for the Game Jolt Rogue Contest – LINK
Tower Climb – Windows, Platformer, Davioware – LINK
This Week’s Music
All tracks by Square, from the album “Robot Science.”
http://robotscience.bandcamp.com/album/square
Stalking People is Fun
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boooogeeerrrmaaaannn hellz yeah :)
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Supposedly, The much delayed “return to ostagar” DLC is going to be out today for PS3. We’ll see if it happens or not. I love Boiware, but their lack of love for the PS3 is kinda sad. DA:O could look much better and run smoother, but they don’t want to take the time to port it correctly, we’re the last ones to get anything, and We’re snubbed out of Mass Effect entirely, Despite the fact that it’s based on the unreal engine, and has source code for the PS3 built-in.
Hopefully, My PC can be fixed soon, so I can rejoin my friends in Aion… Especially with the news that came out of Korea this week.
Be safe and have fun this week.
You may or may not have a math issue!
Free Indie Countdown Results added up:
23% + 29% + 42% = 94%?
Damn you’re right. Thanks for the catch, the order’s still the same though ;)
I wanted to add two additional fake games to the countdown this week and rig the results to 4%, 8%, 15%, 16%, 23%, and 42%.
Ha, ha, I get it. But the funny thing is the only reason I get it is I found myself on the Lost wiki last week when someone referenced the light coming out of the hatch on twitter. So I poked around, got acquainted with the characters and stories, and felt confident enough in the story, even tho I’d never watched a single episode, that I decided to watch a recap episode, the last episode of the previous season, and now I’m gonna keep up with the last season.
Am I a cheater for enjoying the fruits of this story without any of the brain warping you all had to go through being told the story anachronistically?
So…this is going to be a text comment. But knowing Anthony’s disdain for text comments I decided to sit down and make a silly little game about it.
The game requires Javascript and a keyboard and some luck getting around my bugs. Coded in around 2 hours so they’re likely to be plentyful.
The content of the game however does reflect the comment I would’ve sorta made.
Here’s to hoping links don’t go bye bye
http://leinir.dk/drake/textcommenter.html
Ahahahahhahaha. Great game. :) And thanks to Anthony, my dog’s never coming back…
What is the sexy green font you use for all title text on this page? I really like it!
The Sims 3? Spore? Or even Plants vs. Zombies? Hmm. I’ll give it a little thought and be back very soon with a more conclusive response.
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Ohh, I found the font at:
http://www.04.jp.org/
Yay!
FEEDBACK
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OH! SOmething else
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Every Day the Same Dream is the game
alright guys, i love your show, but i’m just saddened at this crap. Silicon Valley was NOT my feedback entry! My entry was “Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What Did I do to Deserve This??” for PSN network on PSP. Not only did you mislabel my game, but some poor schmuck was not recognized! You need to fix this before next week, or you’ll be on the receiving end of some STRONGLY WORDED EMAILS!
Sorry for the mixup Mason, that was on me. The only two times I’ve fucked up a video comment is with you for some reason. Maybe fate is just pushing us apart. :)
That comment was from our viewer Eric from Massachusetts. Sorry Eric.
It’s O.K. Jon, and even though fate has created a cruel schism, we’ll pull through. And I’m pretty sure it’s Somehow Anthony’s fault
Dudes, I am sitting way over here.
Don’t even bring me into this.
Check the voicemail, Anthony. You’ll enjoy my entry
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Maximum Altitude= 281. Fuckin lava appeared and scared the shit out of me on the second level.
Dude, I always feel gypped when that lava appears in the beginning of the first level.
And the panic-inducing music doesn’t help. Nor does having no reachable walls.
Maximum Alt. 235… I didn’t think one more jumping berry would hurt. It did.
I’ll post a video comment tomorrow, the one time theres a storm in Cali, it knocks out the internet to the whole town.
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By the way, 345, but it was a real chill game, no lava or impossible jumps, and I die overextending myself for a purple berry I didn’t need.
EDIT: I clearly did not read the readme. Those impossible areas are now slightly less impossible, so I don’t feel as bad about making Tower Climber my choice.
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The crash seems to happen on certain computer setups more often than others, it practically never happens to me! I’m working on fixing it! Next build shouldn’t crash. Sorry about that punch in the nuts, haha. There’s a new world every 3 levels, btw guys.
It’s cool. I locked in my vote for Tower Climber.
But I still wish the climbing were faster and you could do the corner flip(first video, 2:43). You know what else would make this game more enjoyable? I have a list here:
o On screen HUD so you can see your available potions and know what key they’re bound to.
o An on screen help for all available keys (can you pause the game?) with a “press ? for help” on the main screen.
o Getting rid of that high pitched ring at the beginning. Or at least fade it in.
It’s a great game. Has lots in common with, like, spelunky and knytt. I just wish it had a few little things.
Actually, there IS an ingame HUD. It pops up if you press W.
X-com is awweesssome, all the games were up for 5$ like last monday, at it was the best….
Intense.
@maji HUD = Head’s Up Display. Implies overlay that is always on. Pressing ‘W’ and having it take your focus away from the game is equivalent to having to put your head down, thus breaking the U of HUD.
So I have to disagree. The game has no HUD.
what if you are so sick you even can’t play? I got flu and still have to decide what will I play this weekend, and oh yeah i have to work too :((( Can’t pick anything from this week’s IRF, and you still haven’t showcased the Umbrella Adventure – The Castle of Cake the best indie free game of 2009, come on, this is not even funny!
Or you could be in my situation. If I were really sick I’d have school work to do, or a project to work on. I don’t get to play games any more. [sad face].
Well, not unless my illness comes conveniently between semesters.
I am never too sick to play. NEVER.
Unless blinded by a migraine. :(
If I was seek for a week I would play Loco Roco for the PSP because of it’s fun graphics and bright sound track
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voicemail edit. . . i meant to say in my voicemail that character names are RANDOM. . .not that the character isn’t named. . .so. . yeah. Maybe you shouldn’t use that next week?
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Now YOU are the one that screwed up!
TAKE IT, MASON. TAKE IT.
(cool – we won’t use it. Record another one!)
Tower climb is really good. The only things that are bugging me:
No way to pause the game.
No on-screen hud.
It’s great apart from that. Also, my max height was 1126.
N.B. Don’t kill me Anthony! I don’t have mic/webcam!
after a bit of deliberation, I choose “flood the chamber”
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And the Marioland levels on the back of a netbook.
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/sure_why_not_dude_laser_etches.php
I know who you look like now. The actor in this movie. I was trying to put a finger on who I thought you looked like, and this is it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p70Ahw-b5Z0
Hehehehe
This is probably a better representation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyyzGgxdiHY&feature=related
Okay, just realized that trailer has a bunch of swears. Sorry.
Definitive trailer. Enough from me now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJ1c3qxOWc&feature=related
Whoah, 4 replies about who I look like :P Don’t apologise for the swears man, I work on drilling rigs. so Ergo I’m not exactly of politically correct persuasion myself :P Looks Like a good film. must check it out, Wonder how I missed it? =/
Mind you, The actor Matt Hardy is someone who when he’s not filming unfortunately, Has Hair :P
http://bit.ly/95JwAH
That is a sweet dick dastardly ‘tache though, anyways, for a greater laugh at the expense of chrome domes everywhere do a search for “kemp folds”
Why? Because he’s white and bald? Got as much in common with Vin Diesel then. Have to disagree with this one.
(That’s 2 “I have to disagree”s in these comments so far today, tho they’re out of order. I must be in an argumentative mood. Wonder if I can get 3.)
Joe, it wasn’t just because he was white and bald. In my humble opinion they looked quite similar. I think when I watched Laurence’s videos I was trying to place the familiarity I had of his face and I think I was mixing him up for this guy. Maybe I’ll mock up a side by side or something. Laurence, I kept posting the wrong trailer. I just wanted to find the official one, not scenes or short clips.
Wow, it’s weird seeing him with hair. I think I will look up “kemp folds.” I have no idea what that is, but I trust it will be funny.
I chose 100 birds because I played right after playing “I Hate Ice Levels” it was like a gift from God.
Agreed. And I just had to vote for it because of the atmosphere. Very Knytt-esque.
Viddler won’t let me log in and my YouTube account is temporarily suspended, so I have to be lame and text comment. DAMN YOU INTERWEBS!!!
I could never get down with the portable gaming in bed, could never hold it in a comfortable place, so my sick day games are usually on consoles. Right now my sick day game is Chibi-Robo for the GameCube. While there are goals and deadlines, overall the whole game is rather calm and relaxed, letting you do what you want at your own pace. Just mopping the floor in Chibi-Robo is fun, so I like to curl up on the couch with a blanket over my feet and Wavebird in hand and play as a tiny robot picking up candy wrappers and watering flowers.
My FIOTW is Beulah & the Hundred Birds. Definitely rough, and the platforming was not very fun, but it just lifted my heart as I played it, especially the ending. Collecting birds in that felt very much like lighting up the night sky in Flower or cleaning up the reservoir in de Blob (holy crap, are all my favorite games this week about nature and cleanliness?) so I’ve got to go with Beulah jus tbecause of how the game made me feel.
I love playthroughs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyoO07PV22g
Now I don’t need to subject myself to this game to see the end.
Aw, Laurence, I kinda liked how Ken and Blanka were attacking your head in your old videos.
IT’S A TRAP!! :P
I had just managed to complete it before seeing you post this lay through, I very nearly exploded with rage!
Making up for lost time. Got some specific brief comments addressed to Brent and Lawrence and my free indie pick of the week (by default)
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I MIGHT get around to video commenting today. MIGHT.
But if I can’t, is tomorrow still good? :\
You can comment, but I don’t think it will make the show, cut off is today, correct me if I’m wrong =/ but I think Jon likes to edit submit on Mondays.
Shut up dude. Don’t want Headphonic to fall off the wagon already. Once someone skips a week, late or not, they’re gone for a month.
I will never leave. NEVER.
[/stalkerish tendencies]
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Crash Bandicoot was aweesome too
Jesus jobbies and Joseph man, You say there was a storm, but was there an earthquake in california too? :P
We were a bit to far south to feel it. LA
I’m not far south and I didn’t feel it. Where was it?
It was faar up north, off the coast. Not sure the exact placing. I moved here about 4 months ago, still haven’t felt my first one. A friend says the first one scares the life outta ya.
Not looking forward to that atall…
when i asked about the earthquake it was a bit tongue in cheek. i had to turn up the sound up quite loud to hear cameron and there was quite a bit of external rumbling in his vid. so much so that my subwoofer nearly caused a quake in my living room :O
Yeaaah, my mike was acting up recently. Not sure why, may get a external one.
Actually, I’ve never felt an earthquake. My mom tells me I just sleep right through em. But that’s probably because I’m like an hour from the coast. I don’t remember the last time we had one though…so I really don’t know how often they occur.
I’m actually finishing the episode up as we speak so if you wanna make a comment, make it now ;) BTW I totally just saw you on TV Headphonic.
OMFG I was on tv?!
And crap I’ll make it ASAP!
Attack of the Show on G4 was awesome enough to feature us this evening and a few of you got some pretty sweet cameos including you, Danny and Brent. It was pretty awesome to see everyone on there.
I actually missed it myself, guys. Whoops. :(
I’ll get a link for everyone as soon as it’s up.
I won’t really offer a review on the games, but here’s my video for best game to play while sick. I couldn’t really talk because I’m not supposed to be on right now……………..but yeah. Here it is.
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For some reason, SMRPG never gets old for me. And also, are we gonna get an upload of the bytejacker TV clip? :D
Why does it randomly say “Video Not Available” sometimes? wtf is this shit?
I’ve played SMRPG so much, but it always turns out I lose the save one way or another, I must have gotten to the ghost ship like 20 times without getting much further… I think I got to the star land once though!
See, you gotta cheat the crap out of that game by using zsnes. then you can save and load from whenever and wherever you want. :)
See I do that, but I just stop playing for awhile, then usually lose the save, then when i wanna play again, I’m like … “Damnit”
I got to the final boss once, but I was surprised how hard he really is!
Nicely done Headphonic, I’m right there with ya! I’m going to see what I can do to get the clip online, I have it on my DVR.
BTW, the video’s online here:
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/webtools/69889/Quick-Hit-Bytejacker-Review.html
Oh wow, Towerclimb, and a number of other games, appeared on G4 for a couple of seconds. :D
I know dude, it’s really exciting to see everyone get some screen time.
Yay! More Robot Science :P
Hi! This is off topic but I thought I’d ask here anyway cause you guys have such great bit music on the show!!
I’m trying to find the the name of the song in this trailer
It’s not from the game and that made me sad :(
And if you happen to know it USE IT NEXT WEEKS EPISODE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbKPtaI03mw&feature=player_embedded
check the “more info” section, on the video, you’ll have your answer (in terms of the band at least) :P
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First video comment, kinda terrible but whatever, I need to remember to turn off my space heater before recording.
Now I have a question for you. If your favorite game was a milkshake flavor at dairy queen what would it be called?
Mine would either be I Wanna Be The Milkshake or Neon Glow-Bounce Music Destroyer (Rez).
That is a sweet milkshake name. I wish I was good at photoshop I would totally make that ad.
That’s hilarious, I wish you got this in before Monday. I felt the same way with that game.
THANKS!! I got so obsessed with looking for it I never thought to check the info XD
It’s Helix Nebula by ANAMANAGUCHI
http://www.myspace.com/anamanaguchi
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The video comment is quiet because my mic wasnt working.